F%*# Roman Polanski | 57 comments (57 topical, 0 hidden)
I am shocked! SHOCKED! (none / 1)

...that no one has retorted with the obvious:

"Conservatives are from Mars..."

No, they are from Uranus!!



ha ha...see, 'cause it's another planet (unlike, say, Pluto [he's a talking mouse's pet dog, silly!] which lost it's planetary status) and it's got the word "anus" in it and most Conservatives are...well, you get the idea...

by MedfordTim on 12/03/2008 11:37:12 PM EST

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Conservatives are from the Horseshit Nebula (none / 0)
You know why Pluto lost its planetary status, right?  Because they had to give it to Ken after he ate his weight in chicken-fried car tires on a bet.

by OneHitKill on 12/04/2008 12:00:47 PM EST

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F%*# Roman Polanski | 57 comments (57 topical, 0 hidden)