Third Way Not So Bad | 41 comments (41 topical, 0 hidden)
say WHAT?? (none / 0)

How DARE you give my title away!

There can be only ONE Forum Bum!

I've been the Forum Bum for three years, and I didn't notice any ballots going out to vote for a new one! Who the hell does Ken think he is appropriating my title and just redistributing it to someone else. He must be a Commie!

I worked for YEARS to become the sort of Bum who could hold an office of utter meaninglessness and I resent terribly being stripped of my rank like Chuck Conners at the beginning of "Branded."

An immediate retraction and title return is called for, as well as apologies on Imus', Limbaugh's, and Scarborough's shows. As we have learned in the last few years, only an apology (it's okay, you don't have to mean it) can fix America's problems. Don't male me let Mitt Romney's dogs out!


Haaaaa- RUMPH!!!

by MedfordTim on 02/18/2008 10:25:43 AM EST

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I dunno, MT. (none / 0)

I kind of like the title.  It doesn't quite fit yet, and I'd have to retire right now.  But my dad retired early and became a golf bum, and is now occupied -- and happy -- with pissing off my sister by continually trying remodel her house.  I admire that.  I think being a bum could be fun for a change!  It's gotta be better than this 25-hours-a-day-8-days-a-wee k business I've got now.

I think I could live up to the title.  I'll start by taking a nap.

by Juarez Traveller on 02/18/2008 01:18:05 PM EST

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