Cenk, you can never be the President, even though you are eminently qualified.

First, as you have said, you were born in Turkey, and Americans rigorously enforce the "natural born citizen" clause of the Constitution.

Second, you are not a Christian, and those same Americans rigorously ignore the "No Religious Test" clause of that same Constitution.

If you don't want a third strike, start dating white chicks.

by Dogger on 02/29/2008 02:24:18 AM EST