I'M JUST AS GOOD AS A MAN AND LETS FUCKING FACE IT... BEING FIRST LADY * GIVES ME THE EXPERINCE TO BE THE PRESIDENT. AND IM GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE , 3AM PHONE CALL MY ASS, I WAS WAKING UP CHECKING TO SEE IF THAT HORNEY BASTARD WAS IN BED SO I KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON BECAUSE I FOLLOWED HIS ASS DOWN TO BREIFING ROOM...

BESIDES, MY POLICIES ARE BETTER,  I DONT MAKE FLOWERY SPEACHES...FUCKING SHOWOFF. IM SENSITIVE...REALLY...I FUCKING CRY ALL THE TIME. IM READY FROM DAY FUCKING ONE, MY PREACHER IS'NT A NUT AND IM NOT A MUSLIM...DID I SAY THAT? YES, ITS TRUE IM NOT A MUSLIM. OBAMA WONT GO AWAY! I'M AHEAD , I KNOW WHAT THE NUMBERS SAY BUT I WON MICHIGAN AND FLORIDA ! I SUPPORTED AFFIRMATIVE ACTION..IM NOT SAYING..BUT FUCK, THIS IS THE THANKS I GET? ... I HAVE MOMENTUM...I AM HILLARY HEAR ME ROAR... (sings)...ITS MY TURN DAMNIT!!!!

IS THAT ON? No really, (clears throat) is it?

(* a non-existant office) 

by MRFred on 03/14/2008 11:32:59 AM EST