Why Is He So Jovial? | 19 comments (19 topical, 0 hidden)
Too easy (none / 1)
Not all conservatives are successful.

Not all conservatives are happy.

Grasp that.

SAM: What's new, Normie?
NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.

by Spinny on 03/18/2008 08:16:09 PM EST

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Not happy, just paranoid (none / 0)
That's because most conservatives aren't expatriates living in a country whose currency has reached a 13-year high against the currency of their birth country.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make a wire transfer.

by OneHitKill on 03/18/2008 10:32:17 PM EST

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Why Is He So Jovial? | 19 comments (19 topical, 0 hidden)