Rush Caller Calls Obama A Monkey | 31 comments (31 topical, 0 hidden)
One little problem (none / 0)

He DOES resemble Curious George. Look at those freakin' ears!

But, so does Bush.

Huckabee looks like Opie.

McCain looks like a squirrel with nuts in his cheeks.

Clinton looks like an old drag queen.

We need to be able to laugh at this shit sometimes.

by MedfordTim on 03/03/2008 06:49:29 PM EST

Curious George (none / 0)
doesn't have big ears though.  You're a racist Tim, and I demand a Maoist apology.  NOW!
No, in all seriousness it's not that big of a deal.  But it is ridiculous that Rush acted like he didn't know who Curious George is.  He even went as far as saying that he had only ever seen Snoopy on the MetLife blimp.  Like he had to deny knowledge of all cartoon characters to save himself.

by Spencer on 03/03/2008 06:57:50 PM EST

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Okay you are all wrong (none / 0)
He looks like Pinocchio from the cartoon series "Fairy Tales for Every Child"

Obama

I will avoid the ....who dreamed to be..jokes that should accompany any Pinocchio reference, at the risk of insulting MLK.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." John Stuart Mill

by Hubble on 03/03/2008 08:25:54 PM EST

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I'm not seeing it. (none / 0)

The snake in that pic sure is "hip" as the kids would say.

I think he looks like Jesus Christ personally.  That should piss off all of the Obama cynics. 

Cut his hair and we're talking. I'm not saying anything...
Or maybe he looks like this (this one's going out to bobo1):

Sharkleberry Fin with a pinch of hope anyone? 

Tongue to cheek: "Hey, what's up?"

by Spencer on 03/03/2008 08:57:50 PM EST

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thats about it, Spencer!!! (none / 0)
great pic man. im gonna steal it and use it as my little icon for my ID (like China Man does...)

:) Thanks

by bobo1 on 03/03/2008 10:32:49 PM EST

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Oh yeahh!!! (none / 0)



Drink that Kool Aide, NAFTA Boy!!!




by bobo1 on 03/03/2008 10:35:54 PM EST

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OK (none / 0)
Maybe just a little...

by bfaul on 03/03/2008 09:28:10 PM EST

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Hmm (none / 0)
The first one you quoted me on is actually true, so it's hardly disparaging.  The second...  Well Rush won't get fired over this obviously, but it's only a matter of time before he goes too far.

by Spencer on 03/03/2008 09:51:46 PM EST

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Actually (none / 0)

In the first post I was merely citing statistics from Google.  I can't help it if 10,600 other people used the term "Chimp in chief".  I've never used the term myself.  Besides, you're the one who started with the dorky Google stats.

In the second post I was defending chimps.  Someone has to speak for them.  I stand by that defense.  Chimps are people too.

by bfaul on 03/03/2008 11:17:16 PM EST

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(Yeah, I really wish Fred was around more.) (none / 0)
(He's such a big target to shoot at.  But I'm lovin' this racial stuff almost as much as when I call them faggots.  And this monkey bit is doubly good.  Those idiots used it against Bush, so if we use it against B.O. they can't really say much, can they!  Hehehehehe!  I mean, what's the difference?  I mean, it can't be racial, right?  Hehehe! God, I'm good at this.)

(Oh wow!! "B.O."!!!  I just noticed that!  This is going to be a fun campaign! I can use absolutely everything that I learned on the playground in the third grade!)


by KenTeX on 03/04/2008 01:36:01 AM EST

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Monkey business (none / 0)
I got a better analogy

Obama looks like Baby New Year and McCain Father Time

I guess that makes Clinton Eon

Can the ears melt her heart?

by LORD FOUL on 03/04/2008 06:21:36 PM EST

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Hee hee! (none / 0)
I was particularly happy with that post.  

A "chimping" a day keeps the nasty Republicans at bay!

As usual, I apologize to real chimps everywhere for the comparisons; we know you're better than Shrub.

SAM: What's new, Normie?
NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.

by Spinny on 03/04/2008 08:01:01 AM EST

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Here's more ammo... (none / 0)

Bill Clinton: A young W.C. Fields (Nose what I mean?)

George H.W. Bush: "Read my lips!" "WHAT lips??"

JFK: Howdy Doody on steroids

LBJ: "You Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog!"

Hubert Humphrey: His head once appeared as a baloon in the Macy's parade

Bill Frist: A gay Mr. Rogers

Tom DeLay: The only reason Groom & Clean is still in business

Mitt Romney: Give him a pipe and he's a ringer for Norm Appleton (for all you Old School National Lampoon readers...)

Nixon: ...too easy...

by MedfordTim on 03/04/2008 11:35:18 AM EST

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Rush Caller Calls Obama A Monkey | 31 comments (31 topical, 0 hidden)