(He's such a big target to shoot at.  But I'm lovin' this racial stuff almost as much as when I call them faggots.  And this monkey bit is doubly good.  Those idiots used it against Bush, so if we use it against B.O. they can't really say much, can they!  Hehehehehe!  I mean, what's the difference?  I mean, it can't be racial, right?  Hehehe! God, I'm good at this.)

(Oh wow!! "B.O."!!!  I just noticed that!  This is going to be a fun campaign! I can use absolutely everything that I learned on the playground in the third grade!)