You're subsidizing my medical costs and my retirement.  I get really great tax deductions while my pharmaceutical investments soar on rising prices.  You don't really think that's going to change any time soon, do you?  You liberal idiots don't have the guts to change the system.  And just try to keep me off the roads, or stop me from calling the police.  I pay my taxes, even if it doesn't hurt me nearly as much as it hurts you.