When I was a teenager (not all that long ago, relatively speaking), I knew adults hated us and discriminated against us, but could never explain why. Now that I am considered an adult (despite all evidence to the contrary), I know why. I'm jealous. Damn teenagers and their endless energy, good health, no responsibilities and ability to go days without sleep!

by Weapon X on 04/25/2008 11:37:53 PM EST