The Trinity plate should have been made in the shape of a crucifix so long that it drags on the ground and makes sparks. Florida has so many great potential nicknames and mottos, it's no wonder they can't decide on a single plate.
America's Wang
E Plurbus Elian Gonzales
The Slow State
Gator Food, One and All
Am I Ever Glad I Live in the Everglades
Tourism Keeps Us Fed; Yankee Go Home
My Other Car is Terry Schiavo's Hospital Bed
Chattahoochee: It's Not Just for Crazies Anymore
