1) Tanning is a ridiculous practice, even in moderation (and that includes spray tanning as well).  When its done wrong it looks terrible (be it tan lines or carrot orange), and when it's done right it still looks weird and unnatural IMO.  I like my women a nice sickly shade of pale (well, the white ones anyway).

2) Bodybuilding is generally for men with small dicks (your pic links are proof of that).  And even if the package is of average size, the extra body surrounding it makes it look miniscule, so what's the point in the end?  It's also not all that healthy when it's taken to that degree.  All things in moderation.  And female bodybuilding, no thanks.  I agree with what Cenk said a few days ago, women should be soft.  Let me lift the heavy things, and you get back in the kitchen (tongue obviously in cheek).  Funny though that all that bodybuilding seems to make women's dicks look bigger...  Oh irony.

3) On the hair and makeup stuff, I honestly have never cared what a woman's hair looks like, whether they're Britney Spears bald or Rapunzel long.  So long as they're comfortable, it doesn't really matter to me.  Makeup on the other hand, I'm partial to none at all, but a little is okay.  One thing that drives me crazy (allow me a small tangent) is the dark line that some women draw around the edge of their lips.  It makes their mouth look like an open wound.

Since you had a pic link frenzy, I thought I'd share some good examples to go with your bad ones.  Here, here, here, here, and here (I always catch shit for that one). Oh, and one so you know I don't discriminate (cause I'm a PC lib).

And lastly, I LOVE the Friday fun thread idea.  The TYT community needs to come together and lighten up on occasion.