"All the trouble to appear straight with his equally orange woman"

A new racial class.  Orange people.  I like that.  White folk dyed orange.  We would need to come up with a politically correct name for them.  Tannish-American?  Sunnish-American?  I don't know, this will require some thought.   

I wonder what MrFred thinks about this two state business for Florida?  Couldn't they have come up with a better, more catchy name than "South Florida".  Something like "Osceoliana" or "Seminolia" maybe, or how about "New Cuba"? .  People would have great fun with that first one.