Bobo, have you ever heard this proverb?
"When something seems to good to be true, it's probably Lou Dobbs."
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Oh memories... Remember way back when you didn't just blow Ken all the time?
Yeah... me neither.
The only pledge you ever made that mattered to me was the one where you said you weren't going to vote. Not voting would be the single greatest thing you've ever done for this country.
Show us just how patriotic you can be, Blow-Blow. On election night, stay home and have a Molly Ringwald marathon or something.