Unfortunely your "trap" is as flaccid as your tiny penis.
The word you're searching for is Pôku Bittsu (Pork Bits).
If acting against the will of the people and engaging in elective invasions is all it takes to be called a brutal dictator, then we should thank our lucky stars that we got through eight years of Bush without being liberated by a Coalition of the Willing (knock on wood).
