and say, "That kid didn't want a 'fist bump'!".
Be careful Barack! They will bring in experts and say "No! His wrist was in a fist-bump pose!" You should have given him a fist bump whether he wanted one or not, because the Weasel media will say you are flip flopping on the fist-bump issue! That's how they got President Nixon; now they're doing it to you!
Keep it up!
-Lazlo Toth
The kid says "Can you sign my hand?", so as Rachel said, "Case closed". Sheesh... You get mad about EVERYTHING. It's really amusing at this point. Please reserve your fake indignation and excessive punctuation for issues that people give maybe a tenth of a shit about.