and say, "That kid didn't want a 'fist bump'!".
Be careful Barack! They will bring in experts and say "No! His wrist was in a fist-bump pose!" You should have given him a fist bump whether he wanted one or not, because the Weasel media will say you are flip flopping on the fist-bump issue! That's how they got President Nixon; now they're doing it to you!
Keep it up!
-Lazlo Toth