Ken: Trust me.

Trust me?!? So the very ones who got us into this mess, airlines ready to go out of business, GM and Ford stocks at all time low, US economy in recession, gas at $4 a gallon, the ones who got us here, George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Ken Lay, Halliburton, Exxon, now we're supposed to trust them to get us out of it? Pass the crack pipe Kenny boy, gimmie a hit a that shit.

Ken, be honest about one thing, you want the democrats to roll over.

Ken's big rig drill get her done fix it plan:

1) Get Dems to roll over and tuck their tails and play nice and concede on, fill in the blank, the surge, torture, fisa, et cetera et cetera

2) Get Dems to roll over on off shore drilling

3) Get Dems to roll over on the election, and "concede" that John McCain and the republicans are the ones to get us out of the mess they got us into

I'm all with ya Kenny boy, if you and your kind are finally ready to start taking the blame for fucking things up so bad. This plan of yours sounds just GREAT! Hmm, too bad you didn't think of it before Halliburton invaded Iraq, think of all the lives we could have saved! Not to mention the billions! Think about it, Exxon can turn over all those Iraqi oil fields!

We're still going to be driving gas guzzling SUV's 40 years from now? Have you checked the stock price of GM and Ford lately? They aren't even going to be around in two years let alone 40.

Ken, where's your crystal ball? It is more cracked than your head or your pipe. You wanna look 40 years into the future and you can't even look two years into the future. I mean if you'd been right about anything in the past two years except for maybe college football, maybe I'd believe you. But you were dead wrong on the midterms, on the recession, on jobs, on the housing bubble, on the credit crisis. But that isn't surprising because you just reiterate anything you hear on rightwing talk radio, which just spouts the same shit all the time: shut up you liberal fool you don't know what you're talking about we've got these experts to put you straight. And here are statistics to back up my lies. 

Are we in a recession yet? "The U.S. economy is experiencing a minor downturn" as of the second quarter, according to you. But we started a recession last December. Which somehow the "fools" as you call them, Professor, Bfaul among others spotted at the time, how can this be?

Forty years into the future, please put away your crystal ball and predict one thing correct in the next month that doesn't have to do with sports or your own bank account.