department of 40 acres and a mule. Under his watchful eye Diff'rent Strokes reruns will be introduced as mandatory ethics lessons in public schools nationwide. It is truly sad that Bernie Mac won't be available for Karl Rove's old position, minister of the people's business, but I hear Chris Rock is available. Signing him on would be a real gesture of bipartisanship.

Ken wishes so badly that Obama was just another Sharpton. Too bad his candidacy means we can say goodbye to all that. Even conservatives see hope in an Obama candidacy.