Oh, please excuse me for leaving out W.  His daddy got him a jet too.  W just so happen to jump past several hundred other much more qualified applicants that could  read and write to protect the skys of Texas and Alabama in the National Guard. Whoops, forgot.... he didn't show for that many missions in Alabama.  Come to think of it, when he was transferred to the Mass. unit he forgot to show there too.  Maybe it was the damage from the alcohol and cocaine. Those substances can cause memory impairment you know.  Well... to be more precise, alot of his records are convieniently not available anymore.   Except  maybe some of the legal records.

Wonder if the jailers abused W when he was arrested for DUI with his frontal lobe packed full of cocaine.  Did being locked up for a few hours qualify him to be President? Wait a second, I think daddy got him outta that too.  You see, in RETHUGLIGAN circles, its who you know and who you blow.  "Thank God for George Bush"?  W has nearly buried this country. Alot of people sure have (been  buried) thanks to his lies and having the judgment of a gnat and the intellect of a slug.  He is the poster boy for the Rethuglican party.  A party that can only steal elections not win them.  McCain = more of the same.