Elisabeth Hasselbeck of The View should be fired | 36 comments (36 topical, 0 hidden)
I hate Elisabeth Hasselbeck (none / 1)

I hate the S in her first name particularly.

But I do have to say she is on my loathsome women I would like to bang list with Michelle Malkin.

(And no, Sarah Palin is not on that list.  She is attractive FOR A POLITICIAN.  She is not even on the radar as far as fantasy material goes.  Plus I HATE her voice.)

by ProfRich on 09/10/2008 10:37:02 AM EST

FINALLY (none / 1)
Y'know, Rich, I've heard too many people say how hot Palin is.  I've seen "babe" references to her.  I don't get it.  Is she pretty? - sure. (Yeah, pretty crazy).  But is she hot?  NO WAY, NO HOW, NO PALIN.

"Hot" is a moniker reserved for others - as was pointed out in one of the Open Threads.

by TJD on 09/10/2008 10:57:23 AM EST

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Is Palin Hot? (none / 1)

Yes, for a politician.

Its like being tall for a dwarf.

Or short for a basketball player.

Or being fast for a lineman.

You get the point.

She is NOT hot like Kournikova. 

Hottest non-porfessionaly hot woman ever? 

Sharipova is hot for a tennis player.  Kournikova is hot on any scale known to man.

As for Palin being the VPILF and what that means?  Nothing to me.  If I want fantasy material, I am not watching CNN.  I am watching free internet porn.

I can assure you a quick Google search or a trip to the Hun will easily yield you about 100 substantially hotter 44 year old women than Sarah Palin.  So at the end of the day, I don't give a damn about her VPILFness.  

Incidentally, I think RJ made the point that we already had one of the best, if not the best looking candidate ever to run (if you are a woman) in this election and that didn't seem to be worth mentioning.

by ProfRich on 09/10/2008 11:35:46 AM EST

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PILF (none / 1)
Obama is HOT!

I'm waiting for the white woman reference in the style of Harold Ford Jr. in the Tennessee Senate race.  Karl Rove hasn't finished yet.

by cruzi on 09/10/2008 12:23:41 PM EST

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It's all in the glasses (none / 0)
She is definitely trying to work that Tina Fey look, however, if she took those specs off, she would have nothing.  I confess, I'm a sucka for any mediocre lady like Palin who can pull the cute glasses routine even if she's milfy.  FTR - I still despise the lady and what she represents, though I can't help but to find her very entertaining especially on mute. 

by rev24 on 09/10/2008 02:52:19 PM EST

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I can't stand Elisabeth Hasselbeck (none / 0)
Hilarious Rich, pointing out the "s" in the name...I'm always annoyed by alternative spellings of common names.

Right Rych?

Even worse is when someone insists that you pronounce their common name in a unique way. Like that (phoenetic spelling) Mee-shell on NPR. So f*ng pretentious that it's nauseating.

At any rate, I've been DVR'ng The View lately to see the political conversation that millions of low-info voting women are being exposed to. Hasselbeck is the worst kind of misinformed, lying, partisan right wing hack.  She's BRUTAL.

And guess what? She's not even hot, despite what many claim. I used to think she was super cute years ago, but now I think she's overly tan, oily, has eyebrows too dark for her light hair, no boobs and finally, dark, souless eyes.

PS---This contradicts everything I just said, but I had to include it in the interest of full hotness disclosure.

by Tom Hanc on 09/10/2008 04:08:58 PM EST

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Full disclosure (none / 0)

I say she is hot because I haven't laid eyes on the woman since she got hired and I saw some media on the hire.

What has happened in the intervening years I have no idea.

When she was hired she had a great body and was cute as a button.

She is evil stupid.

As for goofy names, I get about 200 new student names a year so I have become something of an aficionado on this subject.

In my defense on Hasselbeck

 

 

by ProfRich on 09/10/2008 05:07:18 PM EST

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I like the picture I linked to better (none / 0)
In the bikini pics she looked TOO toned for my taste. I like some softness.

In the second picture above, her face looks strange...too long or, I don't know, something is off IMO.

by Tom Hanc on 09/10/2008 06:06:35 PM EST

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You'd hit it. (none / 0)

by ProfRich on 09/11/2008 12:11:19 AM EST

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I plead the 5th (none / 0)
And it'd be "rough". And I wouldn't fully enjoy it.

;)

by Tom Hanc on 09/11/2008 10:56:08 AM EST

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Goes without saying (none / 0)

But you would still hit it.

God knows I would.  I love petite blondes with girl-next-door cuteness.

(Please note this does not imply that there are not many other types of girls I like too)

by ProfRich on 09/12/2008 11:23:17 AM EST

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I am Ihavenobias (none / 0)
and I approve this message.

by Tom Hanc on 09/12/2008 02:45:19 PM EST

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck of The View should be fired | 36 comments (36 topical, 0 hidden)