I'm Sick and Tired of Hearing about McCain Gaffes! | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden)
I'm a cranky old man cause ... (none / 0)
no one ever told me that grumpy mcshame owned Spanish giraffes.  Doesn't that funny Jackson singer guy own giraffes?  I bet the Jackson kid's giraffes would beat old man mcshame's in a 100 yard dash.  That's the ticket, a giraffe dash for cash.  Mcshame will bet on anything, and he really likes to bet on high stakes craps.  Sorta like that VP pick he rolled out on stage at the RNC; what a load of crap that was.

I'm a cranky old man, and my fingers hurt from poking at these keys, so let me get back to my Jack Black and my Matlock.   Yeah, that's the ticket; McShame, Matlock, and Maalox.

by gatekeeper50 on 09/21/2008 02:40:06 PM EST

Yup, Spanish giraffes and Alaskan mosquitoes... (none / 0)
...but get a load of this:  My doctor gave me these pills, see, that work better than Maalox and they don't make near as big a bulge in my pocket.  Besides, no one's going to believe it's an interesting bulge ever again.  Oh, and I've got ten to put on McShame's giraffe.  I hear Jackson's not allowed near them anymore.

by EveningStarNM on 09/21/2008 03:57:57 PM EST

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I'm Sick and Tired of Hearing about McCain Gaffes! | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden)