Clinton got a blow-job so he is an evil, evil man, might well be the anti-Christ and all the problems in this world, from the mishandling of the war in Iraq, to the current financial crisis is and will forever be his fault.

The failed response to Katrina-Bill Clinton.
Global Warming-Bill Clinton
Price of Gas-Bill Clinton
Enron-Bill Clinton
Anytime your favorite team loses-Bill Clinton

The list is endless on wrongs Ken can place right at the feet of Bill Clinton, and yet amazingly enough he has never ever, ever found a single solitary thing that he could fault the Republican Party and the lump of shrubbery that currently resides in the White House for.

Now on the off chance you can find one thing wrong in this world that Ken doesn't blame on Bill, I can assure you it is definitely the fault of "Liberal Democrats", and the only answer to any problem we as a nation face would be to (alright everyone say it with me)..........CUT TAXES.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." John Stuart Mill

by Hubble on 09/21/2008 08:13:18 AM EST

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An oldie but a goodie...

Assume the world was going to be destroyed by a comet next week. Typical KenTx responses( in order)

  • Clinton responsible for failure to track said comet...blah blah blah..raise taxes!
  • If Clinton wasnt busy getting a blow job...blah blah blah... track said comet...al Queda!
  • Compare and contrast..comet...blowjob.. .Clinton.
  • You know if we wernt spending so much money on the worthless lazy federal goverment that expanded under Clinton...blah blah blah Clinton blah blah blah...lard ass....blow job
  • We should have privatized comet tracking. Private comet trackers could have warned us...stained blue dress...Clinton. Million dollar haircut!
  • See the tax cuts are working, more comets!
  • Clinton! Comet!..CLINTON! In the same sentance..must be proof Clinton sent the comet.
  • The unions wouldn't allow comet tracking in the north so we had to move the Comet tracking to Mexico....empty library...Clintons NAFTA deal was responsible...Juanita Brodderick...blow job
  • Our involvement in Kosov....Clinton killed all the comet trackers.... Everyone knows the best comet trackers come from the Balkans...blah blah
  • Saddam Hussein was much worse than Slobidan Milosevic...blah blah blah... Clinton...blue dress!
  • If Clinton hadn't of killed Vince Foster....blah blah blah... Comet..blah blah blah...blue dress.
  • Hubble is Chelsea's daddy..blah blah blah.God sent the Comet to punish him...blah Clinton!blah blah...ugly how could she be so ugly .....blah blah blah...liberals!
  • Ive seen the Clinton Library..its a double wide trailer...empty...blue dress..comet...Clinton!
  • The phoney dot com economy..blah blah blah..blue dress...comet...liberals! Bush ( choir singing)...blah blah blah...tax cut...Clinton getting a blow job...!
  • The Democrats will surrender to the comet...if Clinton hadn't of...blah blah blah..blue dress,blah blah blah double wide trailerblah blah blah comet full of terrorist...if Clinton wasnt getting a blow job we could have... blah blah blah...Clinton!
  • Barak Obama....blah blah blahc omet..blah blah blah...Hillary Clinton! marriage...blah blah blah ...sham...Blow Job!
  • (Posts list of middle eastern countries)....comet fighters!  Clinton ignore comets
  • Clinton raped the comet people...

by MRFred on 09/21/2008 01:14:46 PM EST

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Ken the troll  blaming everything on Clinton?

OR

insane McCain blaming the economic melt down on Obama


by Chinese Democracy on 09/21/2008 01:29:23 PM EST

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Google Clinton, Comet, Responsible 711,000 hits.

What more needs to be said about how Clinton is responsible for said mythical comet in your hypothetical scenario?

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." John Stuart Mill

by Hubble on 09/21/2008 06:42:41 PM EST

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You mean there really is a comet?

by MRFred on 09/21/2008 09:05:09 PM EST

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