"Women look for a person of value.  Someone who is confident, socially savvy, a leader, a person of status.  That's why women fawn over celebrities."

Because men never look for a person of value, and men definitely don't fawn over celebrities.

"We tell stories, make jokes, play games, thus expressing who we are through the things we say and do."

Women never do this (because women don't have personalities worth expressing, of course).

"Lets be honest... you put a man in a room with a hot woman, and he'd be ready to have sex with her immediately.  They don't even have to talk because he couldn't care less.  But flip the situation around now.  Would a woman jump to have sex with a man without a word?  The answer is no."

[/end snark] Actually, yes, except that women are afraid of being hurt by the man. Except that women are afraid of being impregnated by the man. Except that women are afraid of being seen as slutty. Et cetera, et cetera.

It's not that women don't want sex, or sex for it's own sake. They do. Rather, it's that between societal conditioning and rational self-preservation, they can't actually afford to pursue sex single-mindedly like men can.