Seven Degrees of Attraction | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 hidden)
Rock of Love Bus 3 - Chest Fun (none / 0)
Your cartoon reminded me of the premier that I watched last night of Rock of Love 3 with Bret Michaels (one of my many guilty pleasures).  To no surprise, almost every woman on the show had breast implants.  Personally, I think what a woman does with her chest is her own business and I can go either way, but I won't deny that it adds a lot to the lust category.  Reading desertpear's comment, I got to thinking, this isn't fair - otherwise skanky, mediocre women entering the gates of attraction just because of their inflated chests?  I'm not going to knock these women because like the "Nerds," I'm all for women dressing the part to gain my attraction, however, I believe this calls for a sub-category.  

I'm not going to lump all women fake tits into one category because as I mentioned before, I think that's unfair.  What I'm going to do is create two sub-categories of pretty sultresses (J-Love Hewitt) and bag-a-sultresses.  Also in my mind, a woman's dominant attraction characteristic wins the classification.  For example, just because Tamron Hall has fake tits, doesn't mean she isn't an all around Unicorn.  I think that clears things up and I can get back to the paper and start my day.

BTW - If you watched the show last night, how pissed are you that Gia got eliminated.  This girl was super hot.cute even with the rat-infested Amy Winehouse hair, and she definitely knew hot to party!  Now I'm pretty much going for Brittany even with the dimple piercings, though I have to admit that the rare flat-chested Samantha is quite the Button (horrible outfit in linked pic).  

by rev24 on 01/05/2009 11:52:53 AM EST

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sooo (none / 0)

What is Kate Winslet?  I'm not a man, so I am finding this system hard to implement.

I don't know who the woman with the tattoo is, but as soon as I saw her I thought "I dream of Genie's sister."

Jeanie?

by desertpear on 01/05/2009 02:28:45 PM EST

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Winslet (none / 0)
Even with the long hair, I would categorize Kate Winslet as a Critter especially with those big eyes.  Obviously she's lower down on the pole, but there's something different that pulls me in that in my mind makes her a Critter.  Another blonde (natural?) that comes to mind is Britney Murphy who is also down there with Kate.

I read your previous comment about how we should handle women that are not as attractive.  I know Rock of Love threw me for a loop with the fakeness so I want to take away the sub-categories I proposed.  I think woman who are not as attractive but still pull you in deserve to be in the same category, but just lower down on the ladder.  Again, this list for me is about physical lust and obviously not the sole criteria that I look for in women.  Did I need to say that?

by rev24 on 01/05/2009 03:22:21 PM EST

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Seven Degrees of Attraction | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 hidden)