Here's a few about our brave Kenneth:

His name is Ken, and he lives in Texas, obviously. What you may not have realized is that he is a major strategist for the cornservative movement in general and the Repubocrat party specifically. His great innovation is to "hide in plain sight", regularly posting details of how and when the Real America will swoop down and reclaim its birthright from the spoilsports whose shameless trickery knows no limit. Who is this genius? Sorry, that's classified, but here's a hint: it rhymes with "doughbody".

He has a large red mole on the back of his neck. His kids think it's gross.

His wife, who no longer pretends she will learn to love him, is in it for the long haul - "He's a good provider", is what she tells her friends.

When not posting to TYT, Ken enjoys building model planes and listening to Asleep at the Wheel. He once got a Triple Word Score in Scrabble with "roustabout".

All the above statements are facts. But are they true facts? Hey, it really doesn't matter, does it? - we're just havin' some fun on the ol' internet, is what we're doin'! Anyway, acramer, welcome aboard; I know you'll fit right in around here once you realize who deals the cards.