the gratuitous use of the word "ball". Rimshot!
I love that video very, very, very, very, very, much. I would even like to date that video and tell it all about purity and how to keep it's purity it's most puriest. Furthermore, purity.
The name "Abstinence Clearing House" made me though. I can't wait until they show up at my front door with Ed McMahon holding an oversized purity certificate.
You got the ultra-rare "3-Good" rating. Congrats.
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