is one area in which George W. Bush and John S. McCain have outperformed their democratic counterparts spectacularly. What a brilliant Ruse! Their reverse-psychology jujitsu will be the subject of political science theses for decades to come. I admit, they even had me convinced for a while. But no more! The veil has fallen.

by hazmat on 01/08/2009 02:51:13 PM EST

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John P.O.W. Maverick spent so much time reaching across the aisle he was an honorary Democrat, at least until he crossed paths with the media's candidate, Teleprompter Jesus. The election came down to choosing either a socialist president with a moron vice president or a socialist president with a vice president who looks good in a skirt. The American people chose the socialist and the moron by a small margin. We'll see how that works out over the next four years.

by Qwerty on 01/08/2009 03:22:33 PM EST

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Joe Biden in a skirt, but the visual leaves me emotionally scarred ;-)

by hazmat on 01/08/2009 03:33:06 PM EST

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