John P.O.W. Maverick spent so much time reaching across the aisle he was an honorary Democrat, at least until he crossed paths with the media's candidate, Teleprompter Jesus. The election came down to choosing either a socialist president with a moron vice president or a socialist president with a vice president who looks good in a skirt. The American people chose the socialist and the moron by a small margin. We'll see how that works out over the next four years.

by Qwerty on 01/08/2009 03:22:33 PM EST

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