Best TYT Comment of 2008 | 64 comments (64 topical, 0 hidden)
Tactics (none / 0)
Saying extra-scummy things to get me to stop thinking you're Twba? It won't work!

by OneHitKill on 01/09/2009 06:45:49 PM EST

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I was going to say (none / 0)
replace "superior intelligence" with "mercurial temperament" in ken's post above, and you've got a deal.

by hazmat on 01/09/2009 09:59:23 PM EST

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thin-skinned (none / 0)
is what I was going for.

by hazmat on 01/09/2009 10:03:09 PM EST

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Strategery (none / 1)
Jesse, you would have to start thinking before anyone could make you stop thinking.

If you disagree with the theories presented in Loose Change et al, just keep a little smile in your heart knowing that you're sooooo much smarter than everyone else.

And OneHitKill is so fucking stupid. Grow a brain, son.

by Qwerty on 01/10/2009 04:59:25 AM EST

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It's a deal, Wertyu (none / 0)
Grow a brain, son.

You first, dad.

(I'm not really your son, though, okay?)

by OneHitKill on 01/10/2009 05:36:07 AM EST

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Qwerty is trash. Also, scum. (none / 1)
He probably never took you fishing, or taught you how to shave.

We went fishing once, but he didn't like it very much when I tried to put him on the hook.

by OneHitKill on 01/10/2009 05:53:17 AM EST

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Qwerty is rubbish. Also, garbage. (none / 0)
It appears that Qwerty is trying to mirror your behavior.

He's not very good at it. I'm 95% sure he's not me.

By the way, if you think BB left because people tried to "mirror" him, you are a few apples short of a bob.

by OneHitKill on 01/10/2009 05:42:03 AM EST

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That is why you fail (none / 0)
The crowd has spoken. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Enjoy your steak dinner for one.

by OneHitKill on 01/10/2009 06:04:31 AM EST

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Don't lie (none / 0)
And I KNOW you aren't trying to take credit for ending BytchBang's destructive stint on the forum. That's just one more case of your re-telling of history straying from the truth, and all the regulars here know it.

by OneHitKill on 01/10/2009 06:06:44 AM EST

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Acroso, we hardly knew ye (none / 0)
No, dude. Dave ran BB off. And I provided air support. It was a proud victory; MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. We split his scalp between us. My share currently adorns my favorite ceremonial headdress, where it strikes fear into those who would cross me.

Speaking of which, as hard as I was on Acroso, I never wanted to see him run out of town on a rail. He was funny in his own way...for all the wrong reasons, of course. Let's remember him.

DesertPear and Zippy haven't gone anywhere. They just don't check in as often as you and I.

by OneHitKill on 01/10/2009 06:35:49 AM EST

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O RLY (none / 1)
And I provided air support.

Since when is a gnat air support?

by Qwerty on 01/10/2009 06:53:26 AM EST

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What are you, Diet OneHitKill? (none / 0)
Since an amoeba became the enemy. Now flagellate your way outta here, single cell.

by OneHitKill on 01/10/2009 08:48:06 AM EST

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Diet OneNoteJesse (none / 1)
All the stupid flavor, none of the brain-dead calories.

by Qwerty on 01/10/2009 09:11:14 AM EST

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Show us your mitochondria (none / 0)
Race you to the right-hand margin, single cell.

by OneHitKill on 01/10/2009 09:15:31 AM EST

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Show us your hubris (none / 1)
Keep telling yourself you had something to do with pushing BytchBang into the meltdown that caused Dave to tombstone him. At least you're a legend in your own mind.

by Qwerty on 01/10/2009 10:52:19 AM EST

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OHK, Ken (none / 0)
How can you besmirch the name of that Great American, Patriot, Super Secret Ninja trained, military genius Bytch to the Bang?

But for the old bad knee (I'm too old and somewhat unable to meet the physical challenges. Thanks (in part) to a knee injury I got jumping off the back of a six by during training.) our gallant hero would today be performing Rambo like solo missions (I'll not disclose the details) But basically... if you have ever watched Mel Gibson in "the Patriot".... It was a variation of "aim small miss small.") deep in the mountain regions of Afghanistan hunting down and exterminating the enemies of America.

We should now bow our heads in a moment of silence for our deleted member the only REAL American to ever grace us with his presence on this forum.....BytchBang.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." John Stuart Mill

by Hubble on 01/10/2009 11:37:09 AM EST

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Achtung (none / 1)
Ridicule the CO of the 101st Chairborne at your peril. His private messages are rumored to induce near-fatal laughing fits.

by Qwerty on 01/10/2009 12:16:53 PM EST

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He was a mountain of a man (none / 0)
Hee hee hee. I get it. Ken gets it.
Qwerty doesn't get it. He's too young.

by OneHitKill on 01/10/2009 09:13:47 PM EST

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Yes Ken (none / 0)
They are actual BB quotes.

He was a real Ninja Warrior Prince in his own mind.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." John Stuart Mill

by Hubble on 01/16/2009 09:36:38 AM EST

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Don't know his age (none / 0)
I know he wasn't Vietnam era, and he wasn't Gulf War I or II, I just know he was very proud of his super secret Ninja training.

It was rumored that he could manufacture a garrote vil out of the thread that holds the buttons on his coat, chewing gum and simple table salt, plus make a passable C4 out of an egg of silly putty, baking soda, and a certain hard candy.

He was the MacGyver of death techniques.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." John Stuart Mill

by Hubble on 01/16/2009 08:23:51 PM EST

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I disagree Ken (none / 0)
BB certainly stayed around until he met his untimely demise at the hands of the Dave.
 
BigSkyChild was around for a while and I always thought her post were more tongue in cheek than the "look at me I'm a hero" The Bytch and a few others have come with.

The problem I have with people like BytchiePooh was he tried to play the "I served" card from the get go as if it gave him some "special" insight into the war.

Millions of people have "served" some conservative, some liberal, and some moderates, but it doesn't make them all experts on foreign policy, military tactics, or military law. Just like learning how to change the oil in your car doesn't make you a mechanic.

Several members of this forum have "served" proudly, but don't wear it on their chest everyday like it makes them more of a patriot than others who haven't like our departed Bytch did.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." John Stuart Mill

by Hubble on 01/16/2009 09:47:16 PM EST

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Fable 2 trophy (5.00 / 2)
[Holds up BytchBang's scalp]

Renoun +500!

by OneHitKill on 01/17/2009 07:52:38 AM EST

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I would contend that (none / 0)

For the most part it's the "Pro-war" bullshit artists who play the "I served" card to give themselves credibility for their position.

Bytch was just the most blatant example on this forum, but their have been others who appeared here who made the claim on both sides of the argument.

I don't dismiss every person who claims to have served as "Phony" if they don't agree with my positions like Rush and other Right Wing Talking Heads do, but I will call "BULLSHIT" when I see bullshit, like The Bytch tried to serve us. As Toucan Sam told us as children "Follow your nose it always knows."

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." John Stuart Mill

by Hubble on 01/17/2009 09:53:15 AM EST

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Anaphylaxis gave you away (none / 0)
I just took a wild guess. DesertPear is a woman and you seem violently allergic to those.

by OneHitKill on 01/10/2009 09:02:54 AM EST

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I'm waiting. (none / 0)
When are you going to try it on me?

by EveningStarNM on 08/01/2009 07:52:56 AM EST

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Best TYT Comment of 2008 | 64 comments (64 topical, 0 hidden)