Even Napoleon had his Watergate.  Besides, I didn't really say what I said.  And comparing me with Quayle was unnecessary.  I swear, half the lies you tell about me aren't true.  But if you do spot something that I could have said better, I wouldn't mind if you told me.  I don't want to make the wrong mistake.

Look, I really don't think it's necessary for you to insult the memory of such an outstanding guy as Yogi Berra by lumping him in with those jerks Quayle, Bush, and Palin.  He was one of the best catchers there ever was, and a great hitter, too.  None of those losers were ever good at anything.

(Forgive him, Yogi.  I don't think he knows baseball very well.)

by EveningStarNM on 11/25/2009 12:17:22 AM EST

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" I swear, half the lies you tell about me aren't true."

I don't agree with that because all the lies he tells about you are not true. This amounts maybe to about half the things he says about you.;)

"The first thing Fascists usually try to do is silencing the opposition."

by opposition on 11/27/2009 06:54:23 AM EST

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...that I said what I said.  I've already explained that I didn't.

(We miss you, Yogi.)

by EveningStarNM on 11/27/2009 09:48:19 AM EST

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