Glenn Beck or Octomom | 14 comments (14 topical, 0 hidden)
Hot pocket (5.00 / 0)
A: Is the inside of the Hot Pocket cold?

B: It's frozen. But it can also be served "boiling lava" hot.

A: Will it burn my tongue?

B: It'll destroy your tongue.

by OneHitKill on 03/11/2009 05:22:18 AM EST

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Listen Bobby. (none / 0)

Sometimes, when fellas don't go on dates, they develop what we call a "Hot Pocket".  Now, it doesn't mean that you're bad, it just means that you need a girlfriend.

Hot Pockets!

by Spencer on 03/11/2009 06:25:44 AM EST

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No (none / 0)
A HotPocket is a special place on a woman where you stick your pepperoni

by Perry on 03/11/2009 03:32:45 PM EST

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What's a Lean Pocket then? (none / 0)

Or a Breakfast Pocket?

Or a Croissant Pocket?

I've put a lot of balls on the tee for you.  I have faith that you'll knock them out.  Now go take some cuts.

by Spencer on 03/11/2009 06:28:57 PM EST

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Glenn Beck or Octomom | 14 comments (14 topical, 0 hidden)