...everyone who SAYS they're toking up when they type something in a chat room actually are, I have a tip for you:

That 13 year old girl you've been chatting with? He's a fat 40 year old FBI agent. I wouldn't make that planned rendevous, if I were you...

For those who are unaware: The DEA has Doctors so spooked that they will NOT precribe pain medications. Maybe this is different for rich people who can Doctor shop, but I go to the VA and they have a policy that you are better off addicted to pain than to pain relievers. If a muscle relaxer won't do the trick, you're out of luck.

I spent a couple of decades eating 4 aspirin at a time, every four hours or so just to take the edge off enough to make it through the day. Since I got my MMJ card, I have reduced this to very occasional use only, and my stomach lining is extremely grateful.

by MedfordTim on 03/13/2009 09:10:27 PM EST

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