Maersk Capt Bruce Willis held hostage

and rescued by Navy Seal Christian Bale while

FBI lead negotiator Matt Damon tries to make a deal

with head pirate Don Cheadle.

 

by gatekeeper50 on 04/12/2009 03:13:36 PM EST

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Don Cheadle would make the perfect pirate, and Christian Bale has the rugged good looks (and the woman beatings) for the perfect All-American Navy Seal.  Matt Damon has the chops and the everyday genius look to be the FBI lead negotiator.  But we need to make the Captain more believable, he can't be some handsome charmer like Bruce Willis. 

 

We need a Capt who is a little unsightly, whose face shows they have been around the block a few times, someone whose looks tell a story of hardship but perserverance.  Someone who skirts the line between tough and dreadful.  An American with a world story, someone who you could picture throwing back shots in some seedy bar on the Kenyan coast.

 

May I suggest in his breakout roll, Captain Cenk Tiberius Uygur?

 

 

by 5kfun on 04/12/2009 03:52:20 PM EST

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I'll watch that movie, but only if I can get a guarantee that there aren't any talking parrots in it.

by OneHitKill on 04/12/2009 11:59:51 PM EST

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face looks like it has been around the block a few times.   Nick Nolte comes to mind. Cenk's face looks like it has been in an office and out of the sun.

I have seen dreadful ( Mickey Rourke down and out)  and Cenk isnt it


by Chinese Democracy on 04/13/2009 02:43:35 AM EST

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