Come on brau, shit happens. What are ya gonna do about it, right? I mean if these Jason Bourne SERE black op joint program special task force CIA army types sometimes get hurt, come on. So we have these schools where we recruit these Martin Blanke types, with a certain moral flexibility, and of course we say they're operated under the auspices of the army, so we think, little toy soldiers, maybe you have a friend of a friend who did a survival weekend, you eat raccoon and talk about all the girls you've laid and its copacetic. Besides, they're all volunteers for the program and its for their own protection and its just a few days without food. Man, it sounds so cool! And seriously, they screen out any nutjobs, you know, guys who are weak and couldn't take it.
And we assume that the bad guys are terrorists and have had training like this as well, it is a kind of screening process in itself. You don't get to GITMO by eating all your veggies and finishing your homework. Right?
But come on, shit happens, ya know? I mean, really, isn't that was "accidents do happen" means in republican military parlance?
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tiggerporn on
04/23/2009 04:06:58 PM EST