1 second: "This ain't so bad. Bring it on, ya LIB!"

2 seconds: "Memo to self, waterboarding is torture."

3 seconds: "Ouchies, the pain and the drowning and the huuuuurrrting! Water, me no likeeeee!"

4 seconds: "I took the Lindbergh baby!"

5 seconds: "I killed Nicole Brown Simpson!"

6 seconds: "I killed the former president of South Korea!"

7 seconds: "I shot JFK!"

8 seconds: "I planned 9/11!"

by OneHitKill on 05/23/2009 10:44:01 AM EST

9 seconds: "OK, You got me! I'm a witch!"

by birdboy1 on 05/23/2009 02:02:05 PM EST

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