This is Major MedfordTim, reporting
As you're aware, our Union armies suffered a demoralizing defeat at the battle of Bull Run. It is my opinion that When you find out the hole you're digging is in the wrong place, stop digging...the civil war is the new Vietnam mr. president! I suggest we withdraw our forces and immediately recognize the Confederate States of America!
Private MedfordTim, reporting
Me and the boys think the rations here at Vally Forge sort of suck. Plus my shoes fell apart the other day and my toes are getting frostbitten.
It's my opinion that this whole "Life, liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness" business is turning into another Vietnam. Let's just pay the taxes, huh?