The Fall of Theism | 103 comments (103 topical, 0 hidden)
None of the above (none / 0)
Its just that I have my fingers in my ears and I bought 2 eyepatches to cover both my eyes.  I fear that if I was able to read your atheist darwinist satanist words, my delicate little mind would be immediately impure and I would automatically receive a one-way ticket to the lowest level of hell.

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by birdboy1 on 06/18/2009 01:09:40 AM EST

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Lowest level of Hell (none / 0)

What happens in the lowest level of Hell?

Is that the one where you have to sing hymns about God for the rest of eternity.... oh wait, that's heaven, my bad :)

by DaeguBill on 06/18/2009 01:23:11 AM EST

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No (none / 0)
the lowest level of hell is where socialism runs rampant: there is healthcare for everybody, everyone gets food, shelter, and CEO's of companies only make 500,000 a year!  It's ABSOLUTELY AWFUL!

Gay people are allowed to get married, people are allowed to choose whether to have an abortion or not.  

I certainly would not want to have to go THERE.

I would prefer to go to heaven where we are at such high altitudes where we are constantly not able to breathe, but we can't die either.  So we are in eternal pain of trying to inhale, but not getting any oxygen.

by birdboy1 on 06/18/2009 01:31:13 AM EST

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Oxygen starvation! (none / 0)
That's it!  That's why they seem so insane!  They keep trying to climb to such lofty heights that their brains stop working from lack of oxygen.

Brilliant, birdboy1!

by EveningStarNM on 06/18/2009 02:18:09 AM EST

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eternity (none / 0)

Nice point about the oxygen depletion.

But according to my Awake! pamphlet, heaven looks like an expansive rural estate where children of all races will play with happy polar bears & kangaroos while listening to Creed & Jars of Clay.

by NikoliV on 06/18/2009 02:47:03 AM EST

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What did you call that drug? (none / 0)
I want some of that!  I want to play with polar bears and kangaroos, too!

(I always get a kick out of those Awake! pamphlets  :)

by EveningStarNM on 06/18/2009 03:28:25 AM EST

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They say wake up and mean sleep tight... (none / 0)
Yeah, often, when I saw an Awake!-pamphlet with that silly-happy plains of forcefully smiling people playing with feral animals and living such blissful yet unboring lives, I thought: "How about if I go about and smack everyone in the mouth, will they still be smiling? Or what would they do, if I train the lions to feed on little Witnesses? Wouldn't it be an awe-inspiring sight, if there was a fire in the obligatory barn and everyone was running around and screaming and cursing?"
Just look around in any church or any other religious institutions and ask yourself: "Really? Eternity with these people? Thank God I'm an atheist!"

by eborujion on 06/18/2009 08:06:30 AM EST

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Birdboy is the best devil's advocate at TYT (none / 0)

by EveningStarNM on 06/18/2009 02:14:59 AM EST

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No, Ken is (none / 0)
he does it in 100% of his posts

And was that pun intended?

by birdboy1 on 06/18/2009 07:29:13 AM EST

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How dare you accuse me of punning! (none / 0)
I would never commit such an offense against nature!  I have always maintained that puns are the only crimes worthy of the death penalty!


Oh.


Oops.





Never mind.

by EveningStarNM on 06/18/2009 08:24:03 AM EST

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It was a funny pun (none / 0)
the funniest pun I've ever seen in my life, actually.  I'm not even joking.

For those of you who didn't get it, I was talking about how the words in this were satanist words, and then he said I was good at playing "devil's advocate"

by birdboy1 on 06/18/2009 08:38:36 AM EST

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