The Fall of Theism | 103 comments (103 topical, 0 hidden)
Oxygen starvation! (none / 0)
That's it!  That's why they seem so insane!  They keep trying to climb to such lofty heights that their brains stop working from lack of oxygen.

Brilliant, birdboy1!

by EveningStarNM on 06/18/2009 02:18:09 AM EST

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eternity (none / 0)

Nice point about the oxygen depletion.

But according to my Awake! pamphlet, heaven looks like an expansive rural estate where children of all races will play with happy polar bears & kangaroos while listening to Creed & Jars of Clay.

by NikoliV on 06/18/2009 02:47:03 AM EST

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What did you call that drug? (none / 0)
I want some of that!  I want to play with polar bears and kangaroos, too!

(I always get a kick out of those Awake! pamphlets  :)

by EveningStarNM on 06/18/2009 03:28:25 AM EST

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They say wake up and mean sleep tight... (none / 0)
Yeah, often, when I saw an Awake!-pamphlet with that silly-happy plains of forcefully smiling people playing with feral animals and living such blissful yet unboring lives, I thought: "How about if I go about and smack everyone in the mouth, will they still be smiling? Or what would they do, if I train the lions to feed on little Witnesses? Wouldn't it be an awe-inspiring sight, if there was a fire in the obligatory barn and everyone was running around and screaming and cursing?"
Just look around in any church or any other religious institutions and ask yourself: "Really? Eternity with these people? Thank God I'm an atheist!"

by eborujion on 06/18/2009 08:06:30 AM EST

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The Fall of Theism | 103 comments (103 topical, 0 hidden)