when you can have a crusade?  Think about it; your own little genocide on any religion you want!  Don't like atheists?  Shoot up the church of the flying spaghetti monster!  They'll be sorry they ever mocked you when they go to hell with their socialized medicine.  But I recommend the more classy approach: the war against liberals!  I, for one, am tired of their snide remarks and sarcastic imitations of us fundamentalists.  I'm tired of their science, which I don't understand anyway. I'm tired of their "logic"(who needs logic anyway, when you have faith.)  I'm tired of their promotion of equal rights.  First they forced me get rid of my slaves, and then they tell me I can't beat my wife, and now they're gonna make it illegal for me to shoot the gay couple down the street.  And then they tell me that abortion is right!  Who cares about the woman's life;  there could be a boy in her belly and everyone knows that's why the baby's life is so much more important than the mother's.
I'm sorry for rambling; my point is, Tired of those annoying liberals?  Join me in my crusade against anything liberal!

by birdboy1 on 06/18/2009 08:34:27 AM EST

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