I've never seen it all laid out so simply before. I've been such a fool.
Thanks doominator. You've converted me, so feel free to go ahead and leave now.
I want to be a republican now. Thanks for showing me the light, doominator.
Thank you, I have. I've decided that I'd rather die than be caught dead repeating a republican talking point like, "Well yes, rape is bad sometimes, but let's not ruin it for everybody."