But I think you are not going far enough! It can be dealt with much simpler:
Healthcare: Libs: Heal the World! Cons: Heal the Rich!
Torture: Libs: Don't hurt 'em! Cons: Hose'em!
War: Libes: Leav'em alone! Cons: Sell'em guns and punish'em for buyin'!
And btw: considering your talking points, where the liberal points are always stronger, you strike me as a leftist tool, who doesn't know shit about the real world! Fuck off, socialist weirdo!
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