A "closet communist", presumably?

Now you're insulting history teachers everywhere.  You've convinced me that you have no idea what communism was and that you are not a rational person.

I keep hoping that somewhere inside you there's a reasonable person trying to claw his way out.  It's been a fruitless hope, because you have no idea how far from reality your perspective has strayed.  But the good news is that I can no longer hold you responsible for your behavior.