You can see the grease pouring right out... They look like arteriosclerotic plaques and I take any bet they are made of the same substance. If noone would eat them they'd go to the hazmat bin... CDC better not take a closer look because the fat might be airborne and contagious... OTOH those fries might prevent cancer because the tumor could suffer from a heart attack! If aliens visited the Earth and saw those fries, they would extinguish the human race based on the danger presented by those fries! If you take these fries to the LHC  a black hole WOULD form! If there ever was something like a slight indication that there was supernatural Evil in the world it'd be those yellow monsters... These fries are abominations!

Well, you get the idea...

by eborujion on 07/22/2009 10:15:50 PM EST

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