The first time I saw her, I thought she was fairly attractive.  But every time I see her now, I just hear "also, and that, also, too."  I'm worried.  I don't find her sexually attractive at all, and I remember when I would have fucked any woman.

Did you hear her press conference today?  I've never heard a public officeholder ramble on about irrelevancies that long.

by EveningStarNM on 07/03/2009 09:27:11 PM EST

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LOL just imagine that crazy, gerund-based doublespeak in the bedroom. (Or don't.)

"Oooh yaaaah you studly polar bear. Fucking me harder, and also again, giving me your hot love casserole, also, too. Say it ain't so, Joe."

by OneHitKill on 07/04/2009 07:54:32 AM EST

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Was that a scene from "Nailin' Palin"?

by bfaul on 07/04/2009 10:46:29 AM EST

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