A Catholic salesman was going on a long business trip and was forced to go to confession in a different city. Having had his pastor for his whole life and being very close to him, he was getting a little nervous, not knowing how the other priest would react to his sins and what his penance would be. So while waiting for his turn, he saw a senior altar boy walking by and decided to ask a few questions to get a notion how the pastor was rolling. "So how much for a small lie?" "Well, not more than 2 Hail Marys." "How about $10,000 tax evasion?" "About 1 rosary give or take..."
The salesman was feeling emboldened by the pastor's lenience and thought he might confess to a sin he never admitted to in confessional before but had frequently committed.
He asked the altar boy: "What does your pastor give for anal intercourse?"
The altar boy looked a little puzzled but then leaned a little closer and whispered while secretively looking around: "Well, to the smaller ones he usually just gives a chocolate bar, but we older ones get up to 50 bucks!"

by eborujion on 08/08/2009 01:22:24 PM EST