I'm sure that in the body of this website  we have been given, by the grace of God and the Founders, a self serving explanation why the troll posts here. The explanation usually go like this

1. Convert young men to (?) conservatism.

2. Show liberals the "truth".

3. Exercise constitutional right of free speech.

4. Express the conservative point of view.

5. Propogate GOP propaganda.

The real reason is simple, our friend is a small, small man in a big, big world. Terrorizing TYT with grandiose personal nonsense , insults, demeaning opponents , making openly racist, misogynistic comments is his way of getting what he doesn't get at home: attention. In this way he is a "big man" in a small world he believes he can dominate, the world of TYT. For him, TYT is an escape, a substitute for the reality of deep and disappointing personal failures in the real world.

He thinks he is in control with his fabrications, tall tales and "undebatable" conservative 'logic' none of which contains one original though other than paraphrasing the conservative talking point of the week. You will notice in the selected bits ( of thousands) of conservative opinion that the pervasive theme is "manhood" and "achievement", things that our friend obviously has issues with, hence his need to remind the reader of his self described superiority. Below are just a few of the "conservative" opinions we are treated to here at TYT.

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"The "explanation:"

--Most of the participants on this board have 0.0 contact with conservatives. I fill an important role by providing the other side of the story that you would otherwise never hear.

And here is the other side we would never hear:

---I want to have no contact with liberals. They want to legislate and adjudicate me into submission. I've been fighting liberal domination for 30 years. They want to tell me what car to drive, and how much of my money I can keep, and whether I can own a gun, and who my doctor will be, and what I can do with my land, and who I can rent my house to. I have absolutely no fear of the Religios Right, even though I'm not a religious guy. Its liberals who want to control my life.

---Let's see Democrats lay out the truth for the American people."Hello non-producing, non-achieving, lower economic-rung, mentally deficient, losers of America. We love you, because there are so damn many of you, and you get us elected!

---This forum is full of stupid participants, but you are well beyond stupid.

---You're a bunch of weakling, unaccomplished cowards who hide among the masses waiting to receive the bounty of the labor and accomplishments of far more worthy men.

----Liberals are rapidly becoming extinct as a species. When you add up the effects of widespread abortion, long prison sentences, gay urban lifestyle, and elimination of welfare, liberals are simply not reproducing at the rate of conservatives.That's why the Democrat Party is hell bent on wide open borders and American citizenship for Mexicans.

---Hey dumbass, there's a 4% unemployment rate out there. Get yourself a job, and then get yourself some health insurance. Then shut up.

---Because liberals would never vote. On the weekends, they are too busy smoking crack, drinking malt liquor, and fucking each other up the ass to be bothered to vote.

---The reason it's so easy for me to defeat liberals in this forum is because you people are fucking stupid. I'm talking about low down, mentally retarded stupid."

---Dave the Moderator was just being nice to Tiny the Homo. He didn't know how to tell him that Ken The Texans pays a lot of money to post in the ForumHe should have answered like this:Gay Guy go bye bye?Well, bye bye Gay Guy

---Unfortunately the groom (or bride?) died of a perforated colon. But that might be better than the slow, agonizing death associated with "Horse AIDS".

---AIDS is killing you and yours; not me and mine.

---The dude is gay, so it's gotta be Tiny. All the other gay guys in the world have already died of AIDS. Scientists are studying Tiny to find out how he is managing to survive.

---You must be the last remaining Darrin Stephens, the one who managed to avoid succumbing to AIDS. darrins

America has known about AIDS since 1982. If you didn't contract the disease from sharing a dirty hypodermic needle or allowing another man to inseminate your lower intestinal tract, then it is certainly not your fault, and I apologize.

---KenTX Drug Company just invented a sure fire cure for AIDS. Forget about the millions I pay for R&D and torts lawyers. I want to charge Leeberal $3000 per pill because my drug is the only thing that will work, and he needs it or he will die. I think I deserve the Noble Prize, billions of dollars in confiscatory windfall profits, and the eternal gratitude of turd burglers worldwide.

---Just remember that whenever you see a post from a pro-gay participant with a name like Tiny Demon, Leeberal, ZaKK, neon, XxX, Beyondhiv, Dylan, Eva Destruction, they're all the same guy.Remember the Chinese proverb:"If you wait by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by ."Eventually, he will succumb to AIDS.

---Democrats are working very hard to get the vote for ex-convicts, but my plan will solve this problem. I will eliminate future convicts, drug addicts, retards, and Democrat voters in one fell swoop. Catch em when they're sperm, and they're much easier to flush.

---We successfully demonized the word "liberal" until it became so reviled that not even liberals wanted to be labeled as liberals. We're currently doing the same thing to the words "Democrat" and socialist".

---Are you mentally retarded, or mentally ill, or both? You remind me of Democrat Mark Ritchie, a guy who keeps changing his story because he doesn't even know what the truth it.

---Democrats are aborting themselves into extinction, while Republican families are veritable baby factories. So the cumulative effect of widespread abortion, gay marriage, long prison sentences, and welfare reform is a steady decline in the population of moochers, democrats and assorted socialists.

---Bill Clinton will forever be known as a rapist and a sexual predator because he raised my taxes.

---Listen to me Zippy. Besides being a fucking abject loser, you are also mentally retarded. You are not worth a warm bucket of piss. You are a waste of space and oxygen.

---Give the money to people on the left side of the curve, who are the drug-addled, drunk, lazy, shiftless, mental-retards.

---50% of all Americans have an IQ lower than 100. So we are supposed to rob achievers of their incentive to produce and grow the economy, by taking away their money and giving it to lazy, substance-abusing, mentally-retarded people.

---It's pretty easy to demonstrate that highly intelligent couples generally produce highly intelligent offspring, while mentally retarded people generally produce mentally retarded offspring. That's why the IQ curve is determinative for various factors such as upward mobility and financial success.

---We'll have to increase taxes by trillions of dollars to pay for all this shit, and this will create an incredible drag on the economy, and force many of you to lose your jobs. But that's the fucking point, retards! Our goal is to make everyone of you dependent upon the Federal Government for your very subsistence.

---We will have a very happy subset of America ( blacks), representing 12% of the population. There will be a proud and vociferous reaction, kind of like the aftermath of a Detroit Pistons Championship victory.The other 88% of Americans will be dismayed and troubled.

---Well OK. It's like talking to a "Mentally Retarded" six year old.Liberals want to sit on their fukking asses and complain about the budget deficit, the trade deficit, the unemployment rate, and the price of gasoline at the pump. If you worthless sons of bitches will kindly get the fukk out of the way, and let the real men handle the problem, we might be able to get some work done.

---After the Crabcake Primaries, some of Hillary's base is being eroded by Obama: white women, old people, mentally retarded people, even some of the Hispanics.

---The reason it's so easy for me to defeat liberals is because you people are fucking stupid. I'm talking about low down, mentally retarded stupid. That's why you're sitting around trying to figure out how to increase other people's taxes, so you can redistribute income to mentally retarded people, thereby propagating and increasing the number of Democrat voters.

---Liberals like ProfRich and desertpair and ihavenofuckingclue are complete imbeciles on the subject of energy. What I mean by that is that these three individuals are totally mentally retarded when it comes to issues such as producing oil or converting energy from one form to another. And yet they continue talking about energy, as if they have something worthwhile to say on the subject. Who pioneered offshore drilling technology? George Herbert Walker Bush. Who ran the largest oil service business in the world? Dick Cheney. Who is the only person in this forum with any experience in the oil business? KenTX ( and juebawl) Liberals are making ridiculous statements about it taking 20-30 years to bring in oil from a goddam production tract. Which one of you stupid assed sons of bitches has ever drilled a well?
What the fuck do you people know about oil? NOTHING! I drilled three wells on my land, and I was receiving royalty checks in less than a year. The AMERICAN OIL, produced on my land, was shipped to Texas refineries.The AMERICAN OIL, produced on my land, created many good paying jobs for roughnecks, routstabouts, drillers, truckers, refinery workers, and the like. The AMERICAN OIL produced on my land created significant tax revenue for the state of Texas and the U.S. Treasury. The AMERICAN OIL, produced on my land, helped reduce the dependency of this country on oil imported from the Middle East.

---The Democrat Party is like the blind, retarded hog that finally lucked out and stumbled across a fucking acorn. You got very lucky, and you might even win an election. Big deal .

---They never did a damn thing with the tiny piece of geography called "Palestine" when they lived there. Rather than leave, and go somewhere and build a new life for themselves, they stubbornly squat in the sand like camels.The UN needs to take up a collection from developed nations, and relocate these mentally retarded zoo animals to a fucking nature preserve. They are a waste of space and oxygen. /b>

---Then the mystery will be over, and we wil learn that the true identity of the puppet master is Mentally Retarded Fred.;'

by MRFred on 02/06/2010 02:42:20 PM EST