As Anna would say "They are pervy wankers"
Some men will put their penis anywhere, I remember TYT doing a story about a guy who used a park bench and got it stuck!
On a side note I think she it looks more like Catherine tate....
Blog about my experiences as a technical theatre student and practitioner: http://standbystageright.bl ogspot.com/
It does come with several personalities to choose from, so I'm sure foul-mouthed chav (aka. white-trash to the Yanks and bogan to the Aussies) is an option - if you are so inclined...
"Innit, blud."
"The first thing Fascists usually try to do is silencing the opposition."
