I am with you

Why won't he show us his gift certificate

This is a truly ludicrous claim.  And, oh by the way, if this is true, and the Republicans haven't seriously tried to stop him (and there's a clear difference between seriously attempting, and posturing for the cameras), the Republicans are COMPLICIT with all the things you are accusing.  Which means, logically, BOTH parties are involved in a national conspiracy to place a foreign-born national as our president.

 So, if you believe this, you need to ask yourself,

"Why do the Republicans hate America so much that they allowed this to go through?  Why would the opposition party allow this to happen?"

When you examine the internal logic to this argument, it is apparent that there isn't any.

Unless you want to say the Republicans and Democrats conspired TOGETHER to make a foreign-born national president.

I'm not going to call you a moron (ad hominem attacks are unconstructive), but I would posit to you that this argument makes no sense when you give it greater scrutiny.