I'm just frustrated, I could have simply said "I like fish tacos and global warming is bad because I ate a salad" and won this debate because Ken recoils from any sort of formalization.  He couldn't even attempt; it's anathema to him. 

He's like the amateur artist who doesn't want to go to art school but thinks he'll make money doodling.  Or the shitty poet who only writes perverted limericks and thinks he'll get paid to write a book about it.