Up is down, black is white, and liberal bloggonauts are the stupid ones for not believing that a massive injection of taxpayer funds into a criminally corrupt enterprise was a swell idea. Silly liberals, didn't you realize that if about 5491 different complex financial transactions all work out perfectly in our favor we might only be out about 12 billion smackeroos when all is said and done...

Hey, where's my Goldman bonus? I'm on a BOAT muthaf^#$er!